Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid

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Special Secret Message to Archiver Ty (sssshhhh, it's secret):
                            This is the FIXED version of MOCK2. Please replace the old.
Advanced engine needed  : Zdoom
===========================================================================
Title                   : Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid
Filename                : MOCK2.WAD
Release date            : TODAYY
Authorz                 :

Hyena <[email protected]>
SoM <[email protected]>
Quasar <[email protected]>
Ebola <[email protected]>
Lu-Wang <[email protected]>
Schepe <[email protected]>
Fredrik <[email protected]>
Csäbö <[email protected]>
Deathz0r <[email protected]>
SargeBaldy <[email protected]>
Torn <[email protected]>
Lüt <[email protected]>
Jackass <[email protected]>
Cyb <[email protected]>
Nanami <[email protected]>
AirRaid <[email protected]>
Ultimate Doomer <[email protected]>
Zarcyb <[email protected]>

Description             :
It is the end of the clone wars of the 52nd century. All of humans is
happy but the evil monsters of Hell come to kill everyone. Uh oh.
Look like Doom guy need to save the day again.

Additional Credits to   : !nyne!! <http://www.mp3.com/nyne/>
                          Slige (I won't post the URL cause I'm a basrad.)
			  Shaviro (He made hyena.mid)
			  John Romero (He was going to be our beta-tester, but then he wasn't.)
===========================================================================
* What is included *

New levels              : Yah
Sounds                  : Yes 
Music                   : Yes 
Graphics                : Yes 
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Probably (not sure)
Demos                   : No (dont know how to work teh demo)
Other                   : Yes
Sex			: $5

********************TEHE MAPS

EPISODE ONE1: TEH GREATEST DOOM

MAP01 - "In Defence of Demonsex" by SoM
MAP02 - "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" by Hyena
MAP03 - "Fortress of Moooo!" by Quasar
MAP04 - "Waterworld or Something" by Lu-Wang
MAP05 - "Temple of DOOM LOL" by Schepe
MAP06 - "Speaking of Stupid" by Hyena
MAP07 - "SoM Did it!" by SoM
MAP08 - "Right in the Crotch" by Hyena

EPISODE 2WO: CYBERDEMON MADDNES

MAP09 - "Ejipt" by Lüt
MAP10 - "Little Grasshopper" by Schepe
MAP11 - "The 'U' of Destruction" by Hyena
MAP12 - "Unholy Eveilness" by Ebola & Slige
MAP13 - "Orca" by Hyena
MAP14 - "Tapeworms Suck Anii" by SoM
MAP15 - "Mining Fecality" by Fredrik
MAP16 - "Turn that Frown Upside Down" by SargeBaldy

EPISODE THR33: TIME FOR HELL

MAP17 - "Indiana Jones" by Deathz0r
MAP18 - "Speedrunner's Nightmare" by Deathz0r
MAP19 - "U Are A Fag" by Torn
MAP20 - "Hell is Falling OH NO!" by Deathz0r
MAP21 - "I am in Paradise" by Deathz0r
MAP22 - "Uh, Carnie?" by Nanami
MAP23 - "The Electric Duck Experience" by AirRaid
MAP24 - "Blue Radishes with Herpes" by Zarcyb

EPISODE 4OR: SHOWDOWN OF EVLI

MAP25 - "Hookerville County" by Fredrik
MAP26 - "Unhappy Meal" by SargeBaldy and Nanami
MAP27 - "teh texoic dep0t in the forest of retardz" by Torn
MAP28 - "<Insert name here>" by Jackass
MAP29 - "Bambi's Mom is Dead" by Hyena
MAP30 - "The Final Destruction" by Hyena

SECKRET MAPPS

MAP31 - "Rectum Rectum Rectum" by Hyena
MAP32 - "Enough of These Could Clog an Emu" by Hyena
MAP33 - "The 33rd level. Ph33r." by Hyena
MAP34 - "Vowel" by Hyena
MAP35 - "Insulting your intelligence" by Hyena
MAP36 - "OMG COUNTERSTRIKE" by Deathz0r
MAP37 - "Four or Five Portals" by Hyena
MAP38 - "Cybmock" by Cyb
MAP39 - "Foggy Furze" by Ultimate Doomer
MAP40 - "A Bridge Too Far" by Ultimate Doomer

CREDITS

MAP41 - "HYBRID" by Hyena, Schepe, Torn, SargeBaldy, Nanami, AirRaid, Ultimate Doomer, Deathz0r, and Fredrik.

********************Music

TITLE - "Snot Eater" by Hyena
--
MAP01 - "Guitar Blast" by Hyena
MAP02 - "Berthed in Urine" by Hyena
MAP03 - "Best Dom Rok Snog" by Csäbö
MAP04 - "Psycho Playground" by Hyena
MAP05 - "Tom's Ripoff of Mario3" by Hyena
MAP06 - "Ungrateful Baboons" by Hyena
MAP07 - "Repulsively" by Hyena
MAP08 - "Thor's Oatmeal" by Hyena

MAP09 - "Transform all Suffering into F" by Lüt
MAP10 - "Dangerous Pez" by Hyena
MAP11 - "Hide This!" by Hyena
MAP12 - "Double Penis Surgery" by Hyena
MAP13 - "Key One" by Hyena
MAP14 - "Hippo Bike" by Fredrik
(Note: Hippo Bike's tempo was drastically slowed down. I think it sounds funnier this way.)
MAP15 - "Stinkburt" by Hyena
MAP16 - "Turn it around" by Hyena

MAP17 - What do you think it is?
MAP18 - "Blackened Lederhosen" by Hyena
MAP19 - "Much too scary" by Hyena
MAP20 - "Fairies Flying out of Fredrik's Ass" by Hyena
MAP21 - "Teh Suck" by Deathz0r
MAP22 - "Crapcarn" by Hyena
MAP23 - "Ode to AirRaid" by Hyena
MAP24 - "Tom's Repetitive Ripoff of Mario1" by Hyena

MAP25 - "Hookerville National Anthem" by Hyena
MAP26 - Some annoying McDonalds midi that SargeBaldy found on the internet
MAP27 - "The Storm of Torn" by Hyena
MAP28 - "Baron Killer" or "Tom's Ripoff of Castlevania" as sung by the Baron of Hell Choir of Death
MAP29 - "Let Me Tell You A Story" by Hyena
MAP30 - "Bestest Dom Rok Snog" by Csäbö

MAP31 - "Clouds of Flatulence" by Hyena
MAP32 - "The Clue - Lullaby" by !nyne!! (it's a band, sorta)
MAP33 - "Ph33r the Oboeman" by Hyena
MAP34 - "Tom's Ripoff of Mario2" by Hyena
MAP35 - "Nerd Police" by Hyena
MAP35 BONUS GAME MUSIC - "Beyond Ugly" by Hyena
(See if you can strain your feeble mind in hopes of finding this game)
MAP36 - OMG BRITNEY SPEARS by Deathz0r
MAP37 - "Shaviro" by Hyena
MAP38 - "Boomwhacka" by Hyena
MAP39 - "Hyena" by Shaviro
MAP40 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
--
INTERMISSION - "Dude" by Hyena
STORY - "Nintendo Sex" by Hyena
TEH SECRET STORY MUSIC (before map38) - "BURF: The continuing mission" by Hyena
HYBRID/CREDIT MUSIC - "Supar doom 2 doom mix!" by Deathz0r
--

* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM2
Map #                   : MAP01-MAP40
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Designed for
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Designed for
Other game styles       : Designed for
Difficulty Settings     : Prehaps but only 1337 p33ps play UV
And dont cheet cause well kick yor ass

Fun trivia              : BURF actually stands for the Bionic Unipedal Robot Fighter.

* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch
Build Time              : It took liek a hole bunch of hours
Editor(s) used          : All maps maid wiht WADOXX 32.4
Known Bugs              : Waht is bug?? :) lol ^_^ ROFL LMAO O_O 3Y3 4M 1337
May Not Run With...     : Warcraft II Battle.net Edition
Best Batman Movie	: Batman
Worst Batman Movie	: Batman & Robin


* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors (MAY/may NOT) use the contents of this file as a base for
modification or reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original 
authors for any of their resources modified or included in this file.

(delete one of these two paragraphs:)

You MAY not distribute this file in any format.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file 
intact.  I have received permission from the original authors of any
modified or included content in this file to allow further distribution.

You MAY urinate on your computer in small controlled bursts without risk
of permanent hard drive failure, however it is recommended that any
such activity take place on the keyboard and nowhere near the CPU. Never
urinate onto an exposed hard drive without authorization and supervision
of a trained computer technician.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
Web sites: http://hyena.slipgate.org/mock2/
FTP sites: ftp://no

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@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@  @@@  @@@     @@@@@@@@  
@@! @@! @@!  @@!  @@@  !@@       @@!  !@@          @@@  
!@! !@! !@!  !@!  @!@  !@!       !@!  @!!         @!@   
@!! !!@ @!@  @!@  !@!  !@!       @!@@!@!         !!@    
!@!   ! !@!  !@!  !!!  !!!       !!@!!!         !!:     
!!:     !!:  !!:  !!!  :!!       !!: :!!       !:!      
:!:     :!:  :!:  !:!  :!:       :!:  !:!     :!:       
:::     ::   ::::: ::   ::: :::   ::  :::     :: :::::  
 :      :     : :  :    :: :: :   :   :::     :: : :::  

       _// _    _   _ _ _/   (_   __/    '_/ 
       //)(-  _) /)(-(-(/  ()/  _) /(//)/(/  
                /                    /       
===========================================================================
Special Secret Message to Archiver Ty (sssshhhh, it's secret):
                            This is the FIXED version of MOCK2. Please replace the old.
Advanced engine needed  : Zdoom
===========================================================================
Title                   : Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid
Filename                : MOCK2.WAD
Release date            : TODAYY
Authorz                 :

Hyena <[email protected]>
SoM <[email protected]>
Quasar <[email protected]>
Ebola <[email protected]>
Lu-Wang <[email protected]>
Schepe <[email protected]>
Fredrik <[email protected]>
Csäbö <[email protected]>
Deathz0r <[email protected]>
SargeBaldy <[email protected]>
Torn <[email protected]>
Lüt <[email protected]>
Jackass <[email protected]>
Cyb <[email protected]>
Nanami <[email protected]>
AirRaid <[email protected]>
Ultimate Doomer <[email protected]>
Zarcyb <[email protected]>

Description             :
It is the end of the clone wars of the 52nd century. All of humans is
happy but the evil monsters of Hell come to kill everyone. Uh oh.
Look like Doom guy need to save the day again.

Additional Credits to   : !nyne!! <http://www.mp3.com/nyne/>
                          Slige (I won't post the URL cause I'm a basrad.)
			  Shaviro (He made hyena.mid)
			  John Romero (He was going to be our beta-tester, but then he wasn't.)
===========================================================================
* What is included *

New levels              : Yah
Sounds                  : Yes 
Music                   : Yes 
Graphics                : Yes 
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Probably (not sure)
Demos                   : No (dont know how to work teh demo)
Other                   : Yes
Sex			: $5

********************TEHE MAPS

EPISODE ONE1: TEH GREATEST DOOM

MAP01 - "In Defence of Demonsex" by SoM
MAP02 - "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" by Hyena
MAP03 - "Fortress of Moooo!" by Quasar
MAP04 - "Waterworld or Something" by Lu-Wang
MAP05 - "Temple of DOOM LOL" by Schepe
MAP06 - "Speaking of Stupid" by Hyena
MAP07 - "SoM Did it!" by SoM
MAP08 - "Right in the Crotch" by Hyena

EPISODE 2WO: CYBERDEMON MADDNES

MAP09 - "Ejipt" by Lüt
MAP10 - "Little Grasshopper" by Schepe
MAP11 - "The 'U' of Destruction" by Hyena
MAP12 - "Unholy Eveilness" by Ebola & Slige
MAP13 - "Orca" by Hyena
MAP14 - "Tapeworms Suck Anii" by SoM
MAP15 - "Mining Fecality" by Fredrik
MAP16 - "Turn that Frown Upside Down" by SargeBaldy

EPISODE THR33: TIME FOR HELL

MAP17 - "Indiana Jones" by Deathz0r
MAP18 - "Speedrunner's Nightmare" by Deathz0r
MAP19 - "U Are A Fag" by Torn
MAP20 - "Hell is Falling OH NO!" by Deathz0r
MAP21 - "I am in Paradise" by Deathz0r
MAP22 - "Uh, Carnie?" by Nanami
MAP23 - "The Electric Duck Experience" by AirRaid
MAP24 - "Blue Radishes with Herpes" by Zarcyb

EPISODE 4OR: SHOWDOWN OF EVLI

MAP25 - "Hookerville County" by Fredrik
MAP26 - "Unhappy Meal" by SargeBaldy and Nanami
MAP27 - "teh texoic dep0t in the forest of retardz" by Torn
MAP28 - "<Insert name here>" by Jackass
MAP29 - "Bambi's Mom is Dead" by Hyena
MAP30 - "The Final Destruction" by Hyena

SECKRET MAPPS

MAP31 - "Rectum Rectum Rectum" by Hyena
MAP32 - "Enough of These Could Clog an Emu" by Hyena
MAP33 - "The 33rd level. Ph33r." by Hyena
MAP34 - "Vowel" by Hyena
MAP35 - "Insulting your intelligence" by Hyena
MAP36 - "OMG COUNTERSTRIKE" by Deathz0r
MAP37 - "Four or Five Portals" by Hyena
MAP38 - "Cybmock" by Cyb
MAP39 - "Foggy Furze" by Ultimate Doomer
MAP40 - "A Bridge Too Far" by Ultimate Doomer

CREDITS

MAP41 - "HYBRID" by Hyena, Schepe, Torn, SargeBaldy, Nanami, AirRaid, Ultimate Doomer, Deathz0r, and Fredrik.

********************Music

TITLE - "Snot Eater" by Hyena
--
MAP01 - "Guitar Blast" by Hyena
MAP02 - "Berthed in Urine" by Hyena
MAP03 - "Best Dom Rok Snog" by Csäbö
MAP04 - "Psycho Playground" by Hyena
MAP05 - "Tom's Ripoff of Mario3" by Hyena
MAP06 - "Ungrateful Baboons" by Hyena
MAP07 - "Repulsively" by Hyena
MAP08 - "Thor's Oatmeal" by Hyena

MAP09 - "Transform all Suffering into F" by Lüt
MAP10 - "Dangerous Pez" by Hyena
MAP11 - "Hide This!" by Hyena
MAP12 - "Double Penis Surgery" by Hyena
MAP13 - "Key One" by Hyena
MAP14 - "Hippo Bike" by Fredrik
(Note: Hippo Bike's tempo was drastically slowed down. I think it sounds funnier this way.)
MAP15 - "Stinkburt" by Hyena
MAP16 - "Turn it around" by Hyena

MAP17 - What do you think it is?
MAP18 - "Blackened Lederhosen" by Hyena
MAP19 - "Much too scary" by Hyena
MAP20 - "Fairies Flying out of Fredrik's Ass" by Hyena
MAP21 - "Teh Suck" by Deathz0r
MAP22 - "Crapcarn" by Hyena
MAP23 - "Ode to AirRaid" by Hyena
MAP24 - "Tom's Repetitive Ripoff of Mario1" by Hyena

MAP25 - "Hookerville National Anthem" by Hyena
MAP26 - Some annoying McDonalds midi that SargeBaldy found on the internet
MAP27 - "The Storm of Torn" by Hyena
MAP28 - "Baron Killer" or "Tom's Ripoff of Castlevania" as sung by the Baron of Hell Choir of Death
MAP29 - "Let Me Tell You A Story" by Hyena
MAP30 - "Bestest Dom Rok Snog" by Csäbö

MAP31 - "Clouds of Flatulence" by Hyena
MAP32 - "The Clue - Lullaby" by !nyne!! (it's a band, sorta)
MAP33 - "Ph33r the Oboeman" by Hyena
MAP34 - "Tom's Ripoff of Mario2" by Hyena
MAP35 - "Nerd Police" by Hyena
MAP35 BONUS GAME MUSIC - "Beyond Ugly" by Hyena
(See if you can strain your feeble mind in hopes of finding this game)
MAP36 - OMG BRITNEY SPEARS by Deathz0r
MAP37 - "Shaviro" by Hyena
MAP38 - "Boomwhacka" by Hyena
MAP39 - "Hyena" by Shaviro
MAP40 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
--
INTERMISSION - "Dude" by Hyena
STORY - "Nintendo Sex" by Hyena
TEH SECRET STORY MUSIC (before map38) - "BURF: The continuing mission" by Hyena
HYBRID/CREDIT MUSIC - "Supar doom 2 doom mix!" by Deathz0r
--

* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM2
Map #                   : MAP01-MAP40
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Designed for
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Designed for
Other game styles       : Designed for
Difficulty Settings     : Prehaps but only 1337 p33ps play UV
And dont cheet cause well kick yor ass

Fun trivia              : BURF actually stands for the Bionic Unipedal Robot Fighter.

* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch
Build Time              : It took liek a hole bunch of hours
Editor(s) used          : All maps maid wiht WADOXX 32.4
Known Bugs              : Waht is bug?? :) lol ^_^ ROFL LMAO O_O 3Y3 4M 1337
May Not Run With...     : Warcraft II Battle.net Edition
Best Batman Movie	: Batman
Worst Batman Movie	: Batman & Robin


* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors (MAY/may NOT) use the contents of this file as a base for
modification or reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original 
authors for any of their resources modified or included in this file.

(delete one of these two paragraphs:)

You MAY not distribute this file in any format.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file 
intact.  I have received permission from the original authors of any
modified or included content in this file to allow further distribution.

You MAY urinate on your computer in small controlled bursts without risk
of permanent hard drive failure, however it is recommended that any
such activity take place on the keyboard and nowhere near the CPU. Never
urinate onto an exposed hard drive without authorization and supervision
of a trained computer technician.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
Web sites: http://hyena.slipgate.org/mock2/
FTP sites: ftp://no