Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition

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Archive Maintainer      : Library of Congress
Advanced engine needed  : Limit-Removing
Primary purpose         : Single + coop play
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Title                   : Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition
Filename                : DV-Zero.zip
Release date            : January 2004
Author                  : Huykuto No Pham
Email Address           : [email protected]
Other Files By Author   : DV.wad, DVII series

Description             : Act 1.

                          So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a
                          marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're
                          cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't
                          know how to take it out without bleeding to
                          death. 
                          
                          Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll
                          die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse
                          you're dating won't look at you the same way
                          ever again.
                          
                          Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and
                          deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss
                          of face, you passed out on the floor, which 
                          means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.
                          
                          Act 2.

                          In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the
                          meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened
                          wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into
                          the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's
                          cloak.
                          
                          You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you
                          are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting"
                          his daily routine, so he turned around,
                          instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out
                          his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!" 
                          and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons 
                          GL HF

                          FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT:
                          http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900

                          FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT:
                          http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg

                          FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT:
                          http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/

Additional Credits to   : Shadowrunner, who was testing this shit when it
                          was being made in 2003.
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* What is included *

New levels              : No, this level's already been released
                          in Deus Vult, what you get is the same thing, 
                          but crappier
Sounds                  : Yes
Music                   : Yes
Graphics                : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes
Demos                   : No
Other                   : No
Other files required    : Doom2


* Play Information *

Game                    : Doom 2
Map #                   : 01
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Designed for
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Turn friendly fire to have a good time!
Other game styles       : Rape the Retard
Difficvolty             : not too hot, not too cold, just right


* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch, I SWEAR IT
Build Time              : Half the time of the final DV
Editor(s) used          : Codeimp
Known Bugs              : Every time you enter a room, your health
                          decreases to zero.
May Not Run With...     : Palin in 2012


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