32in24-14: How the Hamburglar Stole Christmas

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Advanced engine needed  : Boom compatible
Primary purpose         : Single Player
Archive maintainer      : Final v1.1 edition. Please update.
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Title                   : 32in24-14: How the Hamburglar Stole Christmas
Filename                : 32in24-14.wad
Release date            : 1/18/2015
Author                  : The 32in24 Team!
Email Address           : [email protected]
                          [email protected]

Other Files By Author   : 32in24.wad (FFA), 32in24sp.wad, 32in24-3.wad
                          (DUEL CORE EDITION), 32in24-4.wad (CTF),
                          32in24-5.wad (FFA), 32in24-6.wad (FFA),
                          32in24-7.wad (CTF), 32in24-d.wad (SP),
                          32in24-8.wad (FFA), gw2.wad (with Hellbent),
                          32in24-9.wad (Return of DUEL CORE),
                          32in24-10.wad (FFA), 32in24-11.wad (FFA),
                          32in24-12.wad (CTF) 32in24-13.wad (FFA)

Description             : "...It was the pinnacle of burgerdom. Finally,
                          the long summer's study in Aberdonian cuisine
                          and bovine mating rituals had yielded of a
						  supple, juicy tower clad with buns too good
						  to slap and the fattest sow the YEDS had ever
						  sewn. The chief engineer-turned-overlord of
						  foodstuffs, Percival Mechacook, deemed it
						  necessary to awaken Shaitoken from his long
						  winter's slumber to celebrate this yuletide
						  achievement. Together, they would drive the
						  Yeoman Engineers of Software and Design into
						  a golden age of quality dining and
						  unencumbered festivity. Christmas would take
						  on a whole new meaning, and this time there
						  would be no mistakes...
 
                          The burger was transported cross-country
						  with 48 (respectably delicious) dummy-meals
						  for protection. It was these meals that
						  prevented the dreaded Hamburglar from eating
						  everything in the back of the truck, his
						  gristly whiskers lapping up the meat with
						  fevered relish. Instead, the disgusting tramp
						  of a man was only able to consume a whole 7
						  of the burgers before his stomach gave way
						  and he was forced to ship the rest of them
						  to his top secret Threecock Christmas
						  Facilities for quality assessment.
 
                          One of these facilities now houses The
						  Prize... but how long before it goes bad,
						  or is eaten by the Hamburglar? Will this
						  meaty masterstroke be the saviour of
						  Christmas, or its ultimate undoing?"

                          ...

                          And the Hamburglar puzzled, till his puzzler was sore
                          Then thought of a thing that he hadn't before!
                          "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from McDonalds."
                          "Maybe Christmas... perhaps... cannot be robbled!"
                          And what happened then? Well... in Doomworld they say,
                          That the Hamburglars hidden penis grew three sizes that day!

                          And then he was arrested for lewd conduct with Joe-Ilya
                          in the men's room of a McDonalds. The Yeoman Engineers
                          and Designers of Software carried out the arrest and
                          swiftly carried out a military tribunal. Hampton C.
                          Burglar was found guilty of billions of counts of
                          burger larceny and poorly concealing his penis in the
                          titlepic and sentenced to death by firing squad.

                            
                          The levels in this iteration of the series are:

						  MAP01: "The Krusty Krab Kwanzaa Kaper"
                                  by Wartorn
                          MAP02: "Santa's Got The Shotgun"
                                  by MTrop
                          MAP03: "Jewish Space Lizard Counter-Christmas Stronghold"
                                  by Tib
                          MAP04: "Krampus Academy"
                                  by NoneeLlama
                          MAP05: "Belligerent Bauble Bastion"
                                  by Obsidian
                          MAP06: "Christmas on Deimos"
                                  by Walter Confalonieri
                          MAP07: "Cold Coffee"
                                  by Jimmy
                          MAP08: "Your Subscription to Egyptian Addiction, CE"
                                  by Tib
                          MAP09: "I'm Dreaming of an Orange Christmas (In Space)"
                                  by Breezeep
                          MAP10: "Hey Guys Romero Actually Showed Up This Time"
                                  by Marcaek
                          MAP11: "Chapel of Christmas"
                                  by Tango
                          MAP12: "A Very Tyson Christmas"
                                  by The Mionic Donut
                          MAP13: "Reindeer Processor"
                                  by Jimmy
                          MAP14: "Grilled Mormons"
                                  by Gothic
                          MAP15: "Buntaluffigus Mountain and Generic Caps (also, Baby Jesus)"
                                  by TMD
                          MAP16: "Chrismrace Challengemas"
                                  by jmickle
                          MAP17: "Let It Snow"
                                  by JC
                          MAP18: "Assault on Mount Crumpet"
                                  by The Mionic Donut
                          MAP19: "Violent Night, Holy Shite"
                                  by Skillsaw
                          MAP20: "Air Jordan"
                                  by Esselfortium
                          MAP21: "One Flew Over The Reindeer's Nest"
                                  by Stewboy
                          MAP22: "Rockets on the Fir Tree"
                                  by franckFRAG
                          MAP23: "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"
                                  by Shadow Hog
                          MAP24: "All I Want For Christmas is a Masterbowl"
                                  by AlexMax
                          MAP25: "Winterfresh Gum Dictatorship"
                                  by RottKing
                          MAP26: "A Very Patrick Swayze Christmas"
                                  by Zakurum
                          MAP27: "No Festivus For the Living"
                                  by Xaser
                          MAP28: "Christmas Eve in the Pie in the Sky Diner"
                                  by lupinx-Kassman
                          MAP29: "Missiletow"
                                  by Mechadon
                          MAP30: "Christmas Dinner Pizza"
                                  by Nub Hat & Esselfortium
                          MAP31: "How Santa Claus Screwed Up Keycard Valley's Water Supply"
                                  by Dusk
                          MAP32: "Jingle Hell"
                                  by Tango
                          MAP33: "Raging Red Yuletide"
                                  by Baratus
                          MAP34: "Milk and Sugar"
                                  by Cacowad
                          MAP35: "Egyptian XMas Party (That You're Not Invited To)"
                                  by BlackFish
                          MAP36: "Fuck Christmas, I Just Want To Read!"
                                  by Philnemba
                          MAP37: "It Came Upon a Midnight Blackout"
                                  by Getsu Fune
                          MAP38: "Christmas The Flag"
                                  by Nub Hat
                          MAP39: "Candy Base"
                                  by joe-ilya
                          MAP40: "Chocolate Swamp"
                                  by joe-ilya
                          MAP41: "The Day When Santa Captured The Flags"
                                  by Dusk
                          MAP42: "Plumbing Work on Christmas Eve"
                                  by Nub Hat

Music Used in This WAD  : Title, Intermission:
                                 "How the Grinch Stole Christmas (theme)"
                          MAP01: kof98
                          MAP02: "If You Love Christmas So Much Why Don't You Merry It" by Jimmy
                          MAP03: "Ryuichi_Sakamoto_Merry_christmas_mr_lawrence1.mid"
                          MAP04: David Hasselhoff - I've Been Looking for Freedom
                          MAP05: Snow Go theme from Crash Bandicoot (edited by FuzzballFox)
                          MAP06: King Diamond - A mansion in the darkness
                          MAP07: "Blizzard" by Jimmy
                          MAP08: "SNES_Toki_Memo_Lonely_Christmas.mid"
                          MAP09: "Pursuit" by stewboy (Forty-Two)
                          MAP10: "Lost In Place (Lippeth)"
                          MAP11: Chapel of Dissonance, from Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
                          MAP12: "9:00 AM" from Animal Crossing: City Folk, arranged by Andrew Shand
                          MAP13: "Time Bomb" by Jimmy
                          MAP14: TNT MAP20
                          MAP15: Whatever song is in 32in24-4 map13
                          MAP16: Rihanna - Shut up and drive
                          MAP17: ???
                          MAP18: Ice Cap Act 2 from Sanic3
                          MAP19: Shade Man's stage from Megaman 7, sequenced by Jarel Jones
                          MAP20: some bagpipe remix of a papa roach song
                          MAP21: Descent Level 13 (Europa Mining Colony)
                          MAP22: ???
                          MAP23: "Walking in a Winter Wonderland", arranged by Roland Corporation in 1991
                          MAP24: "Fillmore" from ActRaiser
                          MAP25: Ristar, Planet Freon: Act 1 - "Ring Rink"
                          MAP26: Descent Level 12 (Callisto Tower Colony)
                          MAP27: Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park
                          MAP28: Ending Music from Bomberman Hero, sequenced by Jace
                          MAP29: "Tidal Tempest: Present" from Sonic CD, sequenced by King Meteor
                          MAP30: Junior - Mama Used to Say
                          MAP31: something from "SUPER DODGEBALL"
                          MAP32: Opposing Bloodlines, from Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
                          MAP33: "Bloodpool" from Actraiser, sequenced by PJ Barnes
                          MAP34: Ice Palace theme from Secret of Mana (sequenced by Teck)
                          MAP35: "Jolly Egyptian" by Blackfish
                          MAP36: some midi of "the 12 days of Christmas"
                          MAP37: sangy2.mid from NOVA: The Birth
                          MAP38: The Police - Every Breath You Take
                          MAP39: Weezer - Hash Pipe
                          MAP40: Green Day - Brain Stew
                          MAP41: Blade Man theme from Mega Man 10
                          MAP42: Take That - Patience
                          ReadM: DETUNED DRAGONFORCE OH GOD
								  
Additional Credits to   : esselfortium for getting the resource wad set up,
                          and making some super sick textures, Shaikoten
                          in his usual hosting and TITLE/INTERPIC duties,
                          Xaser and nub_hat for tireless compilation and
                          dealing with last minute changes, dew for being
                          basically the gameplay director. Pretty much the
                          same as last time!

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* What is included *

New levels              : 42
Sounds                  : No
Music                   : Yes
Graphics                : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes
Demos                   : Yes
Other                   : MAPINFO recommended
Other files required    : lunchables.wad
                          (available at your local supermarket)


* Play Information *

Game                    : Doom 2
Map #                   : MAP01-MAP42
Single Player           : Awwww yeah
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Awww hells yeah
Deathmatch 4-8 Player   : At your own risk!
Other game styles       : Stealing Kwanza
Difficulty Settings     : Halfheartedly Implemented, Sometimes

* Construction *

Base                    : Some maps new from scratch, others
                          based on layouts from previous 32in24s.
Build Time              : One day for layouts, a week for refining,
                          followed by a couple lazy weeks of bugfixes
Editor(s) used          : Pretty much all of them.
Known Bugs              : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_insects
May Not Run With...     : Scissors.

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors may NOT use the contents of this file as a base for modification or
reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
their resources modified or included in this file.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no
modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS,
Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact.  I have
received permission from the original authors of any modified or included
content in this file to allow further distribution.

This PWAD contains select texture(s) and flat(s) that can originally be found
in GothicDM or Gothic2. Credit and thanks go out to the artist(s) of said
flat(s) and texture(s) and also to the rest of the Gothic Crew (1997/98). The
ORIGINAL GothicDM(2).ZIP can be found at CDROM.COM. Each said PKZIP archive
contains thirty-two professional quality levels and music.
http://cdrom.com/pub/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/megawads/gothicdm.zip
http://cdrom.com/pub/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/megawads/gothic2.zip

(Of course, CDROM.COM doesn't exist anymore, so replace everything before
"gothic*.zip" with
"ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/megawads/".
We'd edit the disclaimer above, but the Gothic Crew insists we include it in
its entirety and they didn't consider the possibility of CDROM.COM no longer
existing.  Blame them, not us!)

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://www.gamers.org/pub/idgames/ and mirrors