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Advanced engine needed  : None
Update to               : levels/doom/j-l/lowmem.ZIP or something like that
Primary purpose         : Single play
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Title                   : Low Memory
Filename                : LOWMEM.WAD
Release date            : 11th March 2017
                          (updated on the 15th)
Author                  : Bzzrak Ktazzz
Email Address           : [redacted]
Other Files By Author   : WNIEPOOH.WAD, STHAWFUL.WAD,  HELPOUT.WAD, 
                          STHAWFU2.WAD, JUPCARNA.WAD, JUPCARN2.WAD, 
                          FUZZ2016.WAD, TGUY2016.WAD, JUPCARN3.WAD,
                          MDKSKIES.WAD
Misc. Author Info       : Turned Sweet 16 some time ago, loves breaking
                          his textures.
Description             : Here we go... 
                        Once upon a time, lived a 11-year old autist 
                        dwelling in the glorious realm of 4chan.
                        One day, he was downloading Sailor Moon hentai, 
                        as usual. However, today it was different. His
                        hard drive, which had always obediently fulfilled
                        its master's twisted desires, suddenly, like
                        a bolt from the blue, decided to fight.

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                                        |LOW MEMORY|
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                        "INSUFFICIENT FREE SPACE, CAN NOT DOWNLOAD FILE
                                 free_sm_pr0n_JKitsatrojan.EXE"
                        
                        "Ou nou wot do ai doo?", said the discouraged
                        internet knight. Suddenly, his computer started
                        playing some tune: "Dum dum dum dumdum dum dum
                        dum dum dumdumdum dumdum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum"
                        He recognized the tune. It was the track of the
                        first level of some crappy pixelated game from 1993
                        his (disappointed) father likes to play, as his
                        last refuge from the problems of having a single
                        descendant whose vocab is limited to "YOUR MOM!". 
                        A message flashed on the screen: "Do you need 
                        help?". He managed to squeeze out a sentence from
                        his degrading brain "jes ai doo". Then, the display
                        of his computer started displaying a first-person
                        view of some dude who can't even hold a gun properly.
                        "Come on", a new message popped up, "your hard-
                        drive depends on you!"
Additional Credits to   : the guy who created the official tutorials for
                        Doom Builder 2 (AlysiumX on Youtube).
                        id Software for [one of] the best games ever.
                        Everyone who made the editors I used.
                        jmickle66666666 for the Aquatex texture pack.
                        scifista42 for being super-helpful.
                        Mr. Chris for releasing those music packs.
                        Bill Gates for making Windows?
                        Bunch of fellas from different forums for 
                        providing feedback.
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* What is included *

New levels              : 2x
Sounds                  : Maybe
Music                   : Yes, type IDMUS16, 17 or 18 to play it.
                         (d_e1m8 is HacX MAP05, the other two were
                         grabbed from one of Mr. Chris's compilations.)
Graphics                : Yes, all new patches are either my own IWAD 
                          edits or taken from jmickle66666666's Aquatex.
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes
Demos                   : Not yet
Other                   : No
Other files required    : DOOM.WAD


* Play Information *

Game                    : The Ultimate DOOM
Map #                   : E1M1, E1M2
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Player starts only
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : No
Difficulty Settings     : Yes

* Construction *

Base                    : My creativity (OK, OK, new from scratch)
Build Time              : 36 days, on and off. (02.02 -- 09.03)
Editor(s) used          : Doom Builder 2, SLADE 3
Known Bugs              : E1M2, heh
May Not Run With        : You're mom. She's so fat she can't run!
Tested With             : Chocolate Doom 2.2.1, Doom Retro 2.4.1, 
                          Crispy Doom 3.5

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification
or reuse. Include me in the credits, though; and preferably add a few
sentences about what an awesome guy I am.
Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of their
resources modified or included in this file.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text
file, with no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any
electronic format (BBS (whatever the hell is that), Diskette 
(whatever the hell is that), CD (whatever the hell is that), etc)
as long as you include this file intact.  I have received 
permission from the original authors of any modified or included 
content in this file to allow further distribution.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.gamers.org/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
Web sites: doom.gamebanana.com, maybe
FTP sites: look 2 lines up
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