Zharkov Goes to the Store

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	"...Do you ever have one of those moments where you argue with
	 yourself? I always win my arguments, but everyone else loses."


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Archive Maintainer      : All of the above
Update to               : Itself
Advanced engine needed  : ZDOOM -- perhaps the epic?
Primary purpose         : Save the universe Tonight; oh, tonight!
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Title                   : Zharkov Goes to the Store
Filename                : zharky_X.wad
Release date            : Christmas '07!
Author                  : Xaser, "The Conqueror"
Email Address           : [email protected]
Other Files By Author   : Weapon mods, SHiTWADS trilogy, I.C.T.O.A.N.,
                          TurboCharged ARCADE!, and unfinished stuff.
Misc. Author Info       : Disappear I do. Recover I may. Nonsense I will.
Description             : Spawned from the tepid waters of a stagnant
                          project of mine. This weaponset follows the
                          chronicles of General Zharkov into the line
                          between reality and fiction. Go to the Store
                          to discover weapons such as missile walls,
                          rice guns, ricochet rifles, and projectile
                          rainers. Go to the Store to discover a
                          wealth of insanity, one step after the other
                          a fight for survival from oneself.
                          Go to the Store, Zharkov.
                          Destiny.

Additional Credits to   : Cheapalert - ChiselFest 2004 is awesome and base.
                          MasterOFDeath is random and cool bias.
                          Kate wins a trophy for winning.
                          Pink is her; highest stratosphere.
                          God - Cannot Not Mention
                          Christ in Christmas
                          Bjorn Lynne - music speak soul
                          Zeroprophet; clone? preposterous..
                          Nintendrone as ghost guest
                          Zharkov is sadly a victim
                          Randy created ZDoom
                          iD fathered Doom
                          Howard Dean Screams


Betatesting "team"      : bagheadspidey
                          Bouncy
                          Captain Ventris
                          Chronoteeth
                          Cutmanmike
                          DoomRater
                          Jimmy91
                          Kinsie
                          LizardCommando
                          MasterOFDeath
                          Nintendrone
                          Phucket
                          Penguinator
                          SnowKate709
                          TheDarkArchon
                          Tom_D
                          Unknown_Assassin
                          WildWeasel
                          Wills
                          ZeroProphet                          


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	"I once knew a man who told me to shut up. I couldn't stop the other
	 me from getting rid of him. I was mad at my other me. Me is
	 dangerous, you know. I think all our me's are dangerous."

* What is included *

New levels              : No comprendo ingles
Sounds                  : Yes
Music                   : Yes; See "zharkmus.txt" included for more relevance...
Graphics                : The ants go marching, one by one
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : What? DECORATE, man.
Demos                   : I WISH. upon; a star
Other                   : Yes (some misc. zdoom specific crap.)
Other files required    : Your mo*is shot*


	"I see demons in my head all the time. Sometimes these visions get
	 so bad that I see them in reality. People become demons. Am I
	 going to stand by and let these demons control the universe?"


* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM2 primarily. UDOOM works but two weapons die.
Map #                   : All or Nothing
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes! MasterOFDeath Approved!
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes but INSANE.
Other game styles       : Oh no Skulltag!
Difficulty Settings     : Use your imagination.

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	"The demons in my head play tricks on me. I eat and eat and eat
	 yet no matter how hard I try, I'm always hungry.
	...My mind doesn't like me when I'm hungry. Nobody does."


* Construction *

Base                    : Many graphics from Cheapalert's ChiselFest 2004.
                          I coded things. 
Build Time              : Off and on for arbitrary amounts.
Editor(s) used          : XWE, Paint Shop Pro 7, Dual pistols
Known Bugs              : Things are wacky, bugs they be not.
May Not Run With...     : Diesel fuel. Use gasoline.

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	"My fridge is empty! I wish my head could be, too! But now, if I
	 don't eat, I will die. If I die, the demons will take control!
	 I can't let that happen! I need to find something to eat!"


* Weapons *

1.Fisting - Mindbending Karate with a hidden desperation tactic.
2.Uzey    - Automatic Assault. It's got a chainsaw attachment somehow.
3.Ricochot- Rubber bullet technology in a shotgun. Bouncy as hell.
4.Freezer - Ice cold, baby. Freezes enemies and comes with Icebreaker attach.
5.TheForce- A nonviolent approach -- throw your enemies off cliffs!
6.Raynor  - Death from above! Comes in missile and plasma variants.
7.Sweeper - Demolitionist's dream. Outnumber the enemy with walls of missiles.
8.Ricegun - Feed the 'hungry' and watch them asplode. Extra-springy grains.
9.RockOut - Not quite "Hit Your Head with a Brick", but too close.
0.Fate    - Only time knows where the fate goes.

*Demonsphere* - Inject yourself with the veins of a virus. Pumps Zharkov up.





	"My name is Zharkov. I am hungry. I must go to the store."




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* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY.

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* Where to get this *

The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirror mazes