Dorks 'R Us: Graphics and Sound WAD, full version

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Title              :Dorks 'R Us: Graphics and Sound WAD, full version
Filename           :SHDORK.WAD
Author             :Alex Bobbs 
Email Address      :[email protected]
Misc. Author info  :I'm a student(Class of '99) who makes WAD's for a hobby.
                    My website is:
                    http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/7976

Description        :This version of this graphics and sound WAD will
                    replace eight musics, 28 sounds, 1 weapon, 4 bad guys,
                    and some other stuff. Every change I've made is
                    something totally demented and silly. (See complete
                    list below)

Contents: HDORK.WAD       The WAD itself
          DORKS.HHE      A hacked .EXE patch(use only with version 1.3)
          DEUSF.EXE       A tool you will need to use the sprites
         HDORK.TXT       You're reading it
           HHE.EXE      Needed to implement the .exe patch
           HHE.INI      Needed to run HHE
     
Additional Credits : My brother, Philip Bobbs, for his energizer 
                     bunny artwork and voice clips. Also id 
                     software for the doom trooper artwork which
                     I grabbed from the shareware version of DOOM.

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*Construction*

Base           :From scratch
Editors Used   :Deutex, Wintex, Paintbrush, Sound Recorder, TED,
                Creative Wave Studio, Paint Shop Pro, HHE
Known Bugs     :It crashes when you run it on Episode 5
                (the Stagnant Demense).
               

***INSTUCTIONS***

After unzipping, copy ALL files included in this zipped package to
your HERETIC Directory. Whenever you want to play Dorks 'R Us, follow
the following procedures:
1. Enter the HERETIC directory
2. Type "DeuSF -merge hdork.wad" and press enter
3. Type "Heretic" and press enter. The game will begin.
4. To restore Heretic to it's original state, type "DeuSF -restore" 
   and press enter.
If you have version 1.3, follow these instructions to use the .exe patch:
1. Run hhe.exe
2. Press l, and tell it to load dorks.hhe(IGNORE ERROR MESSAGES)
3. After it's done, press w
4. When you run Dorks 'R Us, type "herehack" instead of "heretic"
HAVE FUN!!!

*Copyright / Permissions*

DISTRIBUTE THIS WAD!!! IT IS FREEWARE!!!
Due to complications(legal and otherwise) I have decided to release the FULL
VERSION of this fantastic WAD as freeware.

Of, course, there are limitations... (hee, hee)
-Thou shalt not sip cola while using Dorks 'R Us
-Thou shalt not distribute this WAD using BBS
-Thou shalt not use any cheat codes
-If you break theses rules, MY SPYS WILL SEE YOU!!! I KNOW ALL AND SEE ALL!!!

JUST KIDDING!!!

Actually, you can do whatever the heck you want with this WAD, as long as
credit is given when credit is due. So, if you decide to give this WAD to
your friends, feature stuff from it on your WWW site, or use graphics and
sounds from it, make sure to tell people who started it all (A .TXT file
will suffice).

***COMPLETE LIST OF CHANGES***


New Musics      :"Mission:Impossible", the "Batman" theme, "MacArthur Park",
                 "Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me", "Begginner Skier"(by me)
                 "Plea for the Trix Rabbit" (by me), "All blues", ??????
                 (mystery music, I really don't know what it is or how I got
                 it, but it's really cool)

New Voice Clips :GARGOYLE: "Ouch!"  "Aww, man..." "Hee Hee Hee..."
		 DOOM TROOPER: "I'm doomed!"  "Doom Rules!"
		 BARNEY: "I love you, you love me..."  "You don't love me!"
		 SANTA: "Ho, ho ho..." "You've been a very naughty boy this
		 year."
		 SABRECLAW: "Como Estás?" "No es bien!"
		 HERETIC: "Man, this is bogus!"  "I HATE it when this 
		 happens"  "Cool!"
		 ENERGIZER BUNNY: "Should've used Duracell."
		 DRAGON: "Man, is this guy heavy"
                 DISPARIL: "Naughty, Naughty" "I regret that I have but 
                 one life to lose for my country"
		 WIZARD:"Double, Double, toil and trouble", "I'm Melting!"
		 MAULATAUR: "Will you be my friend?"
                             

New Sound FX    :DOOM Trooper footsteps, Whip cream, flying pies, "splatting"
                 pies, Energizer bunny drum, switch, dragonclaw shot.
                 Wand shot.

New Scenery     :Hollywood sign, Graffiti:"OJ was here", Graffiti: "Alex was here"
                 (hey, that's me), Campaign posters, "No heretics" sign, 
                 "Mortal Kombat", Rocky and Bulwinkle stained glass window,
                 "Red Rum"(the Shining), happy faces, rainbow walls,
                 Flourescent lights, lampshades, circus barrels,"Beware
                 of Barney" signs. 

New Enemies     :The DOOM trooper, The Energizer Bunny, Barney, "Santa"           on Iron Lich.

New Weapons     :The BPG(Big Pie Gun): Fires cream pies and makes whip cream 
                 rain down on the enemies when you use the tome of power.
                 It replaces the HELLSTAFF.

Other Graphics  :New title/loading/ending screens, Smily faces on health chain,
                 Mustaches and glasses on stone beasts, New Menu header, New help/credit screens.

.EXE changes    :text changes: BPG related stuff, episodes, difficulty
                 levels, end of episode 1(make sure to check it out)

***COMING SOON***

MARIO 3-D
The biggest, baddest, cartooniest, coolest, most complete HERETIC add-on ever!!!
It's SUPER MARIO 3D!!! Use weapons like the fire finger and artifacts like the
bomb-omb to battle koopas, hammer bros. and more in this spectacular WAD.

Progress so far(11-12-97): 2/3 finished. We just gotta finish the enemies
and wall textures.

Availablity: You can get the preview version from FTP.CDROM.COM

***ALREADY HERE***

ALIENS vs. HERETIC
Now, you Heretic gamers won't have to miss out on Justin Fischer's Aliens-TC
for DOOM, since I'm working on making this new version for Heretic. This 
WAD has been declared to be the best WAD for DOOM.

AVAILABILITY: FTP.CDROM.COM and my homepage

  Feel free to E-mail any comments, critisisms, or questions to me at:
[email protected]